{"product_id":"summer-porch-goose-outfit-bikini-for-23-plastic-cement-goose-statuesnot-included-goose","title":"🦢Summer Porch Goose Outfit Bikini for 23\" Plastic\/ Cement Goose Statues❤️🤍💙","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 2.2rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; letter-spacing: 0.5px;\"\u003e\n  🌴 Give Your Porch Goose the Summer Vacation She Deserves — \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinal Clearance Stock\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 🌴\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/1_d7c844e9-098f-4196-8bdf-0ef806fd780b.webp?v=1781232640\" alt=\"Porch goose wearing Hawaiian bikini set with sunglasses and swim tube\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px auto;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.15rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436; background: #fff4e6; padding: 1.2rem 1.8rem; border-radius: 8px; border-left: 5px solid #E64A19;\"\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eStop letting your goose sit naked on the porch.\u003c\/strong\u003e Dress her up for summer and make your yard the talk of the neighborhood. \n  This complete Hawaiian vacation set turns an ordinary statue into a whimsical conversation starter. \n  \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecure this clearance costume before our inventory flies south!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点1：Complete Ensemble ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  🎯 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Summer Vacation Ensemble\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — One Box, Zero Hassle\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  You no longer need to hunt for individual accessories. This all-in-one set delivers a \u003cstrong\u003etropical bikini top \u0026amp; bottom\u003c\/strong\u003e, \n  a pair of \u003cstrong\u003ecool sunglasses\u003c\/strong\u003e, and an \u003cstrong\u003einflatable swim tube\u003c\/strong\u003e — everything required to transform your goose \n  into a poolside icon. Just unpack and dress; your yard instantly becomes the happiest spot on the block.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/2.webp?v=1781232652\" alt=\"Complete ensemble: bikini top, bottom, sunglasses and swim tube\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点2：Fits Standard 23\" ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  📐 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits Standard 23″ Porch Geese\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — No Alterations Needed\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  Whether your goose is \u003cstrong\u003eplastic\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ecement\u003c\/strong\u003e, if it's the classic 23-inch size, this outfit slips on like it was tailor-made. \n  You get a snug, secure fit without any cutting, gluing, or adjusting. Simply slide the bikini into place and watch your goose \n  go from plain to party-ready in seconds.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/3.webp?v=1781232655\" alt=\"Standard 23 inch goose statue wearing the bikini set\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点3：Easy On\/Off ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  ⚡ \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to Put On \u0026amp; Take Off\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — Switch Styles in a Snap\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  No complicated fasteners, no sewing, no frustration. The elasticized fabric glides on and off effortlessly, making it simple \n  to change your goose's look whenever the mood strikes — from \u003cstrong\u003eFourth of July\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eLuau parties\u003c\/strong\u003e \n  to \u003cstrong\u003eeveryday summer vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e. You stay in control of the style, and your goose stays fabulous.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/4.webp?v=1781232658\" alt=\"Easy slip-on design for quick outfit changes\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点4：Perfect for Summer Themes ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  🌺 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Summer \u0026amp; Hawaiian Themes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — Your Goose, the Life of the Party\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  Hosting a \u003cstrong\u003ebackyard barbecue\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003epool party\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003etiki-themed luau\u003c\/strong\u003e? \n  This tropical outfit ensures your goose fits right in. Guests will stop, smile, and snap photos — your decor becomes \n  an instant icebreaker. The vibrant Hawaiian print adds color and whimsy to any gathering, making your yard the most \n  memorable spot in the neighborhood.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/5.webp?v=1781232660\" alt=\"Goose at a summer pool party with tropical backdrop\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点5：Great Gift ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  🎁 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat Gift for Porch Goose Collectors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — Surprise \u0026amp; Delight\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  Know someone who loves their porch goose? They already dress it up for \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eEaster\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \n  \u003cstrong\u003eHalloween\u003c\/strong\u003e. Now give them the one outfit they're missing: a \u003cstrong\u003esummer bikini set\u003c\/strong\u003e. \n  It's hilarious, thoughtful, and guaranteed to earn a laugh (and maybe a hug). The perfect present for \u003cstrong\u003emoms, \n  neighbors, and decor enthusiasts\u003c\/strong\u003e who deserve a smile.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/6.webp?v=1781232662\" alt=\"Gift box with the goose outfit set\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 卖点6：Adds Personality ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  🌟 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdds Personality to Your Yard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — From Plain to Iconic\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436;\"\u003e\n  A naked goose is fine. A goose in a \u003cstrong\u003eHawaiian bikini with sunglasses and a swim tube\u003c\/strong\u003e? That's a statement. \n  Your yard becomes a landmark. Neighbors will wave, kids will giggle, and your home will feel \u003cstrong\u003ewarmer, \n  more playful, and uniquely yours\u003c\/strong\u003e. Give your goose the summer vacation she deserves — and let your \n  personality shine through every day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/7.webp?v=1781232664\" alt=\"Goose in full outfit on a sunny porch with flowers\" style=\"width:480px; height:auto; display:block; margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 技术参数 ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  ⚙️ \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — Built for Your Goose\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.8; color: #2d3436; list-style: none; padding-left: 0; background: #f8f9fa; padding: 1.2rem 1.8rem; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Porch Goose Costume \/ Outfit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hawaiian \/ Summer \/ Bikini\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded Items:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bikini top, bikini bottom, sunglasses, swim tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatible With:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 23″ plastic or cement porch goose statues\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Summer decorating, luau themes, pool parties, backyard barbecues\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstallation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easy on\/off — no tools or fasteners required\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGoose Not Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Statue sold separately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 包装详情 ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem;\"\u003e\n  📦 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included in the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.05rem; line-height: 1.8; color: #2d3436; background: #f8f9fa; padding: 1.2rem 1.8rem; border-radius: 8px; list-style-position: inside;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBikini Top\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hawaiian print, fits standard 23″ goose\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBikini Bottom\u003c\/strong\u003e — Matching tropical design\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSunglasses\u003c\/strong\u003e — Cool shades for sunny days\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSwimming Tube\u003c\/strong\u003e — Inflatable floatie for poolside style\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Goose statue not included)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- ===== 终场行动呼吁 ===== --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.6rem; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a2e; margin-top: 2.5rem; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  🚨 \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFINAL WAREHOUSE CLEARANCE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — Limited Stock Available\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; line-height: 1.7; color: #2d3436; text-align: center; background: #fff4e6; padding: 1.2rem 1.8rem; border-radius: 8px; border-left: 5px solid #E64A19;\"\u003e\n  This is a \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003elimited-time warehouse clearance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e on a hilarious, whimsical summer outfit for your porch goose. \n  The \u003cstrong\u003eHawaiian Bikini Set with Sunglasses and Swim Tube\u003c\/strong\u003e will transform your standard goose statue into a summer vacation icon. \n  \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailability is strictly limited to our final on-hand stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eDon't let your goose face another summer naked. Give her the vacation wardrobe she deserves.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n  \u003cspan style=\"color: #E64A19; font-size: 1.2rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 CLICK \"ADD TO CART\" NOW — YOUR GOOSE'S SUMMER VACATION STARTS HERE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DWJ","offers":[{"title":"Hawaiian Bikini","offer_id":53435476541805,"sku":"K0408-A","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Bikini","offer_id":53435476574573,"sku":"K0408-B","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon Bikini","offer_id":53435476607341,"sku":"K0408-C","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Bikini","offer_id":53435476640109,"sku":"K0408-D","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Swimming Tube","offer_id":53435476672877,"sku":"K0408-E","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Bikini","offer_id":53435476705645,"sku":"K0408-F","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower Bikini","offer_id":53435476738413,"sku":"K0408-G","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Bikini","offer_id":53435476771181,"sku":"K0408-H","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rainbow Bikini","offer_id":53435476803949,"sku":"K0408-I","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bikini-Hot Pink Monstera","offer_id":53435476836717,"sku":"K0408-J","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bikini-Lemon","offer_id":53435476869485,"sku":"K0408-K","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Polka Dots","offer_id":53435476902253,"sku":"K0408-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glitter Style","offer_id":53435476935021,"sku":"K0408-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical","offer_id":53435476967789,"sku":"K0408-N","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/5517\/3997\/files\/1_d7c844e9-098f-4196-8bdf-0ef806fd780b.webp?v=1781232640","url":"https:\/\/valors.top\/products\/summer-porch-goose-outfit-bikini-for-23-plastic-cement-goose-statuesnot-included-goose","provider":"valors.top","version":"1.0","type":"link"}